Don’t give a damn about my bad reputation.
(via cliffchiang.com)
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Other sentient species: we don’t even need to leave the planet, we just have to stop being so blind.
Dolphins, man. I don’t understand why we think it’s cool to kill them or make their habitat unliveable.
I was super cranky all day and THEN: grizzly bear cub and wolf cub playing
GAME OVER EVERYONE GO HOME BEST THING EVER
Man, I don’t post to tumblr for days and then it’s like a 12-year-old’s animal freakout. wow.
(h/t mccreath)
I don’t think I need to ever put anything on the internet again.
I… I… I have no words…
Aaaaaaa
“Hey everyone!!!! I am giving up ice cream until abortion “ends”. I am giving up ICE CREAM, guys. Which is the same as someone giving up their life to raise a child they didn’t want. Or being a child who was thrown into an orphanage because my mother wasn’t financially or emotionally secure to raise me. Ice cream guys. It’s the same.”
