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Name: Jan

Nickname: None come to mind

Birthday: Summer, 1977

Gender: male

Sexuality: distressingly straight

Height: 190cm (6’2”-ish)

Time Zone: Eastern

What time and date is it there: 8:35p 9/01/14

Average hours of sleep I get each night: 5-8. Regardless, I rue waking up.

The last thing I googled was: early warning symptoms kidney stones

First word that comes to mind: potato

What I last said to a family member: I told my Mom I wouldn’t drop my phone in the toilet, so she could have it when I get a new one. It’s a long story.

One place that makes me happy & why: I really like the alleys in Montreal. I find myself smiling a lot.

Favorite beverage(s): coffee, orange San pellegrino

How many blankets I sleep under: I’m usually on top of the sheets, or under just one sheet. In the winter, a sheet and a blanket.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy

Three things I can’t live without: I’ve started to wonder if there are actually things I can’t live without. (Aside from the basics.)

Something I plan on learning: R. It’s a programming language for statistical analysis. It’s a thing biologists seem to need to know, and I’d like to do that one day.

A piece of advice for all my followers: it’s not too late. Really, it isn’t.

I was tagged by aquasplendens. I left in her answer for the word, because that was probably going to be my answer anyway.

You’re supposed to tag 10 people but I’m fairly sure I don’t have 10 people that I could legitimately tag without feeling like an ass. I’ll do ergoincognito, victorially and spoonifurishere again.

Anonymous asked: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?


Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

I’ve been listening to Dan Savage for years, and it seems to me that one of the most common impediments to a woman’s orgasm is some dude.

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

I’m reblogging this because I hate reblogging these things, but I agree with basically all of them. Seriously, just assume that I like trans people, I’m a feminist, I don’t mind questions and that I talk like a dope when I meet a cat in the street. If you assume that I would choose the non-asshole option, you’ve probably got it.

(Source: askpillow, via aquasplendens)

AUGH. Come back, summer.

AUGH. Come back, summer.